| | The Secret Policeman's Balls | |
| 1 | Tom Jones– | Can't Turn You Loose | 3:22 |
| 2 | Sting– | Roxanne | 2:53 |
| 3 | Phil Collins– | In The Air Tonight | 4:51 |
| 4 | Pete Townshend– | Pinball Wizard | 2:36 |
| 5 | Bob Geldof– | I Don't Like Mondays | 4:22 |
| 6 | Eric Clapton & Jeff Beck– | Further On Up The Road | 4:01 |
| 7 | Sting– | Message In A Bottle | 4:05 |
| 8 | Nik Kershaw– | Wouldn't It Be Good | 4:54 |
| 9 | Lisa Stansfield– | All Woman | 3:44 |
| 10 | Pete Townshend– | Won't Get Fooled Again | 4:54 |
| 11 | Spinal Tap– | Big Bottom | 3:08 |
| 12 | Seal & Gus Isadore*– | Hey Joe | 4:49 |
| 13 | Daryl Hall– | What's Going On? | 4:46 |
| 14 | Morrissey– | We Hate It When Our Friends Become Succesfull | 2:27 |
| | Secret Policeman's Third Ball From The Stage Of The London Palladium, 1987 | |
| 15 | Erasure– | Victim Of Love | 3:47 |
| 16 | Duran Duran– | Save A Prayer | 5:05 |
| 17 | World Party– | Ship Of Fools | 5:21 |
| 18 | Joan Armatrading– | (I Love It When You) Call Me Names | 3:19 |
| 19 | Kate Bush & David Gilmour– | Running Up That Hill | 4:55 |
| 20 | Lou Reed– | Tell It To Your Heart | 5:51 |
| 21 | Lou Reed– | Voices Of Freedom | 3:57 |
| 22 | Bob Geldof– | This Is The World Calling | 3:09 |
| 23 | Mark Knopfler & Chet Atkins– | Imagine | 2:47 |
| 24 | Peter Gabriel– | Biko | 8:46 |
